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Size Guide
Every RetroPuns garment is printed to order on one of three blanks. These are the suppliers' published measurements, in inches — and per the supplier, garment measurements may vary by up to 2″. Not every design is offered in every size; each product page lists the sizes available for that design.
How to read the tables
- Your chest: measure around the fullest part of your own chest, tape horizontal — the size whose range contains your number is your size.
- Garment length: from the highest point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the hem.
- Garment width: measured flat, armpit to armpit. Double it for the garment's full chest circumference.
- Sleeve length: from the center back of the collar, along the top of the sleeve, to the cuff.
Best shortcut: measure a shirt you already own that fits the way you like, and compare its length and width to the tables below.
Tees — Bella + Canvas 3001, unisex
Retail fit that runs true to size — lightweight, soft-washed, side-seamed. Between sizes, or like it roomy? Size up.
| Size | Your chest (in) | Garment length (in) | Garment width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 34–37 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 58–61 | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 62–65 | 35 | 32 |
Sizes we sell: S–2XL on every tee design — the Fa-Boo-Lous Tee and the Trash Panda-Monium Tee also come in 3XL–5XL. The XS row above is the blank maker's full range, shown for measurement reference; no RetroPuns tee is sold in XS.
Crewneck sweatshirts — Gildan 18000, unisex
Classic fleece cut with room through the body. Between sizes, or planning to layer under it? Size up.
| Size | Your chest (in) | Garment length (in) | Garment width (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38–41 | 27 | 20 | 33.5 |
| M | 42–45 | 28 | 22 | 34.5 |
| L | 46–49 | 29 | 24 | 35.5 |
| XL | 50–53 | 30 | 26 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 54–57 | 31 | 28 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 58–61 | 32 | 30 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 62–65 | 33 | 32 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 66–69 | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Sizes we sell: S–3XL. The 4XL and 5XL rows above are the blank maker's full range, shown for measurement reference.
Hoodies — Gildan 18500, unisex
Classic fleece cut with room through the body. Between sizes, or planning to layer under it? Size up.
| Size | Your chest (in) | Garment length (in) | Garment width (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38–41 | 27 | 20 | 33.5 |
| M | 42–45 | 28 | 22 | 34.5 |
| L | 46–49 | 29 | 24 | 35.5 |
| XL | 50–53 | 30 | 26 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 54–57 | 31 | 28 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 58–61 | 32 | 30 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 62–65 | 33 | 32 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 66–69 | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Sizes we sell: S–3XL. The 4XL and 5XL rows above are the blank maker's full range, shown for measurement reference.
Still between sizes? Ask us before you order — size exchanges are handled as a discounted reprint, so it's worth getting the first one right. See the returns page for how exchanges work.